Just the Facts...

Just the Facts by Noah...

(Noah walking up the stairs bare bum and holding his underwear in his hand)
Mom: Noah, did you pee in your pants?
Noah: No.
M: Then what are you doing with your underwear?
N: Taking it to the laundry room.
M: Because they are wet?
N: Yes, they got just a little wet.
M: Because you peed in them?
N: No I didn't pee in them.
(Mommy checks the underwear...which are very wet.)
M: Noah, they are wet so that means you peed in them.
N: No, I didn't. Someone else did it.
M: Nobody else can pee in your pants.
N: Well...it wasn't me!